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Country: United States
State: New York
Gender: Female
Interests: Fencing, (making) art of all kinds, listening to and discovering new music for myself, video games (Fable, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Parasite Eve, LOTR, Ico, CLock Tower, etc.), Lord of the Rings, masterful epics of olden days, adventures, Sci-Fi/Fantasy, History (Middle Ages, U.S. Civil War, WWII, etc....), Fashion History/Design, Star Wars, Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, reading/writing....
Expertise: Art, history (fashion and otherwise), video games (to a certain extent), Epics/literature, uhh...LOTR, SW, reading/writing, animals, georgraphy...err what else? Random humor. Yes. HUMOR.
Occupation: Student
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Member Since:
10/28/2003
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| Mora wishes she could post more on Xanga.
Mora wishes her HW was less.
Mora wishes she didn't have to speak in the third person like an insane girl.
OK.
I've been spending too much time at LJ, but I really really like xanga too, and I will try to keep posting here, even if the posts are duplicates. I don't want this site to die on me! What I should really do is save all the entries for my own safekeeping...because 9th and 10th grade pretty much in their day-to-day entirety are on here.
KT, Dinosaurs are so cooler than BOTH of us. | | |
| i watched JURASSIC PARK II seventeenteen billion times.
DINOSAURS.
Are cooler than you. | | |
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That's for Dena!
Jokes from today (with Fio):
Anakin: Obi-Wan, I...I...I...Lov....
Obi-Wan: Anakin, the phone's ringing and I think it's Padme! Come pick up!
Anakin: *sobs into receiver*
Padme: Have you told him yet?
Anakin: I CAN'T! *Snerk*
Padme: Anakin, this is something that you've GOTTA DO! C'mon, I KNOW YOU CAN!
Anakin: Can...can you tell him for me...?
Padme: Alright..I'll tell him.
Later, Padme:
Padme: Obi-Wan, I love you!
Obi-Wan: *blink blink*
Anakin: YOU SNEAK! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT I LOVE HIM!!!
Obi-Wan: *blink blink* Well...that's....that's....*Steps backward* that's...*steps into escape pod* *pushes button and soars off into space*
The other scenario was where Padme says I LOVE YOU to Obi-Wan without context at
the same time that Anakin gets up his nerve, so they both go "I LOVE YOU!" and
Obi-Wan leaves saying, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to intrude on your moment!"
Then a few hours later he would come back and they'd be beating each other up.
"Oh, I didn't know you were into that." *leaves* | | |
| I just finished "The Outcast of Redwall," actually. On to "Pearls of Lutra"!!
This is the funnest survey EVER. Ok, you can now do it yourself! Make your own list of characters and then answer the questions for yourself!
1 Obi-Wan Kenobi
2 Anakin Skywalker
3 Harry Potter
4 Padme Amidala
5 Ron Weasley
6 Frodo Baggins
7 Aragorn son of Arathorn
8 Arwyn Evenstar
9 Hermione Granger
10 Luke Skywalker
11 Legolas Greenleaf
12 Han Solo
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Frodo/Legolas) fic? Do you want to?
I know they exist. I would be very disinclined to read about a tall, feminine elf crushing a minute little man in the heat of their illegitimate lovemaking. In fact you know what, that sentence is as close as I'm ever getting to reading ANY of it. Ever.
Do you think Four (Padme Amidala) is hot? How hot?
She is sooooo beautiful. I can't help but admire her beauty. No wonder poor, lame little Ani thought she was an angel. And she is so kickass; like mother like daughter, right? Hehe, Fio put Leia for this one...funny that! WE GO BACK IN TIME! I PT YOU OT! Anyhoo, I'm in awe of her loveliness. Then Obi-Wan comes on screen and I refer to her as "that purple blur I love."
What would happen if Twelve (Han Solo) got Eight (Arwyn) pregnant?
I would laugh. So hard. There would be like four fights to the death out of that. Of course, it's just the kind of stupid thing that pre-Leia Han would do. But I would feel bad for Arwyn. And Middle-earth is toooo cool to be screwed up like that. Still. If it DID? Um...I'd be dumbfounded for awhile. It would also have to be pre-Aragorn Arwyn! Oooh, alliteration.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Hermione)?
Nope. I can't say I've ever read a HP fic. I like the ficcies in general though. Oh deary me do I loikes 'em. *Mole*
Would Two (Anakin) and Six (Frodo) make a good couple?
OMG!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA I LAUGH SO HARD!!!! No. Anakin would think that Frodo was a sandperson and kill him. Or a youngling. Whichever.
Five/Nine (Ron/Hermione) or Five/Ten (Ron/Luke)? Why?
Oh, how boring! One is REAL! Drat the Fates for that! Hehehehe...Ron/Luke. Omg. Hahahaha. They would hate each other, especially if it was movie-Ron. "YOU'RE callow!" "YOU'RE callow!" "YOU'RE pathetic!" "YOU'RE whiny!!!!!" But in the movies they're both so pathetic that they would neeeeeeed each other. Sad little things they are. R/H. Because it real. Albeit BOORRRRRINGGGGGGGGG in this context.
What would happen if Seven (Aragorn) walked in on Two (Anakin) and Twelve (Han Solo) having sex?
Um...nothing. He doesn't know them. He'd probably spout a nosebleed and fall over unconscious. ROFL at Anakin/Han though. Oh geez. Poor Anakin wouldn't be quick enough to counter Han's devastating verbal assaults! He'd kill him!
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Harry/Luke) fic.
GODDAMIT!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! All the boys are getting paired with Skywalker! It's like he's a sad, desperate, lonely pedophile wandering the halls of Hogwarts!!! Poor fucker. ....um...summary: After Luke's breakup with Ron, he was reeling and on the rebound. Ron's friend, Harry, offers Luke comfort--to a great extent. Will Luke's wild, illegal fling become much more--true love in an underage, scarred and bespeckled guise?
Wow...............LOL.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Obi-Wan/Arwyn) fluff?
...Somewhere. Every pairing exists. SOMEWHERE. People love Obi-Wan. People love Arwyn. And somewhere, some person loves both. And therefore thinks that they should love each other, too.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Aragorn/Han) hurt/comfort fic.
Um...um.....I Only Beat You Up That Night Because You're Cute and Only Respond to Machismo in Other Men, My Butterfly Princess
(Oh yeah. Ohhhh yeah. You know that's the name for it.)
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Padme) to deflower One (Obi-Wan)?
OMFG. OMFG. OBIDALA. NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Of course this happens to ME. Um...let's see...Well...I guess perhaps Obi-Wan is a virgin, being a Jedi, so that makes sense. (Of course I can't really imagine that. Remember the friar from Van Helsing? Not ordained yet so ohhh yeah. Same with le Padawans it could be.) Anyhoo....Well, perhaps it's an Obidala fic where Padme has finally convinced Obi-Wan to have sex with her as a show of his love regardless of the Jedi Order. WOULD NEVER HAPPEN. But there you have it. Or perhaps she just opened her vodka cabinet, went out with her girlfriends, came back hours later and went to work on him.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Aragorn) slash?
Perhaps I could root one out...but perhaps not...do the Secret Diaries count? Hehe.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Harry) het?
I think my friends are more interested in Ron, Sirius or Lupin related things when it comes to HP. Harry is just...not as exciting...
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Legolas)?
Only for jokes. Sometimes they're loving. Sometimes they're cruel. But they're always outside of the realm of the norrrrmal.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Anakin/Padme/Ron)?>
OMFG! IT SEEMED all nice and normal and then...and then...!! What is with this thing, it keeps making the HP boys make sweet sweet love to the SW characters! I could understand with Luke but.....NO. They do not write this. Unless they were injecting themselves with something. Or they hit their head very very hard upon the pavement. Or they decided to take up a vendetta against thousands of good, honest people at theforce.net and similar HP boards. Gawd. RON. RON, for mercy's sake. "Come here little boy! We'll teach you ANOTHER sort of magic you can do..." OH YUCK! INTERVENE, OBI-WAN!!! AUGHH!!! THAT is as far as anyone I know shall evvvvvver take that.......until we ride the subway again and bring this mess up.
What might Ten (Luke) scream at a moment of great passion?
OHHHH LEEEEIIAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
HHAHAHAA!
or maybe:
I'MNOTAFAILUREAFTERALL!!!!!!!!!! I'MBETTERTHANYOUDAD!!!!! YOUTHOUGHTICOULDN'TBUTIDID!!!!!!!!....Oh, false alarm. Sorry Maura. Hand me the Erectile Dysfunction tablet and we'll try again.
or maybe
I'M BULLSEYEING A WOMPRAT RIIIIGGGHHTTT NOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Mara: EWWWWWW!!!!! Your analogies are CRAP!
Oh geez. I must've eaten something earlier to write....like this.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Arwyn), which song would you choose?
Easy. Anything from the LOTR soundtracks. Probably "The Council of Elrond." It's got the Evenstar song in it, I believe. Failing that, a lovely fantastical ballad. Or something Gaelic like "Siuil a Ruin." P'raps something Danny Elfman. But Howard Shores does it best!!!!! And Tolkien as well!!!
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Obi-Wan/Frodo/Han)fic, what would the warnings be?
Slash, cross fandom pairings...and the death of a small man smothered between two passionate companio--ILUYWGEUIYQ WU JHWKJHQΩÂÔ˚˜ÍJNJSDJKADJUHW UGH. Wow what symbols did I just make? Perhaps my only warning should be "I TOOK ONE MILLION POUNDS OF COKE BEFORE WRITING THIS!! DON'T BOTHER READING IT, AS I EXPECT TO DIE OF AN OVERDOSE BEFORE RECEIVING ANY REVIEWS!!!!"
What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Anakin) to use on Ten (Luke)?
"Are you an angel?"
"Sand is good. And I am good. So I am sand. And I am rough."
"MAKE SEX!!!! Oh my! The bluntness just poured out!"
"My, we do look alike. Just imagine the children we could make! Say, forget that--have you got a sister? Perhaps I could TURN HER onto me."
When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Ron)?
It was never.
What is Six's (Frodo) super-sekrit kink?
Probably eating salads off people's feet or behinds or something weird. Or smashing his face in a mirror. Or yodelling whilst lovemaking. Something strange. Perhaps bondage...using only duct tape and penknives. Best hope that those he loves never find out.
Would Eleven (Legolas) shag Nine (Hermione)? Drunk or sober?
Well, Legolas doesn't seem all that into women, being half of one himself...just kidding. I love Legolas mucho much. But...Hermione? I just can't see it. He's an Elf, and a Prince, and a heroic archer and glorious name from the War of the Ring. Hermione gets good marks and looks like a peasant girl from the South. Plus..."Nay, damsel, for I do not wish to see the insides of a cell for commiting the statuatoryist rapist."
If Three (Harry) and Seven (Aragorn) get together, who tops?
Um...well...Aragorn is the King........*suddenly gets the cold shakes* Ergh....
"One (Obi-Wan) and Nine (Hermione) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Hermione) suddenly runs off with Four (Padme). One (Obi-Wan), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Legolas) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Han), then follows the wise advice of Five (Ron) and finds true love with Three (Harry)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Title: Illegal Sex, Illegal Drugs, Dangerous Liasons and a Bad Case of Heartache
Oh, God. I just got...the worst case of the shudders....ever......
Ew....ugh....Okay, Obi-Wan loves Hermione and then Padme steals her? How? "COME MY LITTLE ONE! I HAVE SUGARCANE FOR YOUUUU!!!" *Hermione skips away* And a one-night stand with LEGOLAS?! Muy, muy drunk would Master Kenobi have to be. For any of this. I think Fio would read it, being slightly masichistic (can't spell...you know what it be), partly so she could squeal and ocover her eyes for its duration, partly to torture her friends (Morgan and especially ME) after it was done. I couldn't write this, though. Word would crash unto eternity before it would even let me.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Aragorn/Arwyn) was canon?
It is. And thanks be for that.
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| I just went through most of the ROTS game. I used a cheat to get all the Main Story Missions and then just played through Obi-Wan's, cause after like the first THREE (which are all on Greivous's flagship), all of Anakin's are like "Kill the Innocent Jedi Children." So...yes.
OMG in that game Obi-Wan is a crazy. Everything seems nice and normal until the clones turn. Obi-Wan is just making some light-hearted, passive little comments, not that WOW! but thats fine cuz he's Obi-Wan, like "You droids never learn!" and "Just more scrap metal." But then, after Order 66, the clones start attacking and the first thing he says is: I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THAT BLASTER!!!!!!!
The Obi-Wan vs. Anakin battle was even sadder in the game. They are speaking to each other the whole time. Example:
Obi-Wan: Anakin! Come back to the Light--face up to what you've done! I can help you!
Anakin: (with increasing hysteria) It's too late--you're too late--it's too late for all that! You only want to help yourself!
Obi-Wan: You KNOW that's not true! *Anakin uses the Force to throw Obi-Wan about tirty feet* Anakin...I will not abandon you to the Dark Side!
Anakin: I can't go back! You turned Padme against me! It's your fault! It's all your failing!
Obi-Wan: Anakin--you're tainting the Force! ...I must do my duty...
Anakin: You will try...my old friend.
Anyway...Um...Kate invited me to a concert on Tuesday. It's Metal bands from Europe, one of which sings alot about the Knights Templar. In fact, I'm listening to their "Way of the Warrior" song (This is the Way/The Way of the Warrior/Walking the Way/the Way of the Warrior!)...and....yes....so...I do do other...non-SW things...I promise!
Like write a story about sad and silly Knights with Fio. O M G are they pathetic. At least when not in combat. Actually they're pathetic visually there too...they're just more effective...They can be sad and pathetic or loving and loyal. But they're still not exactly the Knights of Legend. One has turrets and afear of ferns, one likes to make ambiguously sexual comments to whomever he pleases, and one reverts between being a big, scary man with plated armour and a googly-eyed man who thinks he's a three-year-old. Anyway. Fio says we have like...19 or 20 pages of it so far (keep in mind we write it in paragraphs over IM, taking turns). It's pretty cool!
I am going to the Met tomorrow. Then I am going to Barnes and Noble and splurging on the following:
--STAR WARS books
--REDWALL books
...and then I will have them, and they will be mine, and I shall name them all Squishy.
Dena next post I am uploading the picture of you in the skirt I took in like June.
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